Singles Ad

[BlackMagicRose]

Best Single Ad
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This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work; wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...


Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

Now that is sweet [img]smile.gif[/img]

[BlackMagicRose]

I'd take the pup...LOL. They are a hell of a sweet dog. My Dad values his purebred Chocolate Lab named Ellie more than he does us kids...LOL. She is an attention getter...LOL. [img]wink.gif[/img] Just think you get a Lab puppy and you could use the pup to pick up women *nods*

[CanadianGirl]

same here BR *L*..cute ad

[Canadianblueyes]

*L* That's alot of disappointed men. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[BlackMagicRose]

Labs are adorable...even full grown. They are these big, clumsy, slobbery, knucleheads that just think they are a big kid...LOL. At 100 pounds Ellie still thinks she is a lap dog. [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Beautiful~Mistake]

*LOL..
that's some funny shit..
cute as hell, too...
awwwe..
my boyfriend has a 140lb rottweiler who thinks he's a lap dog...
it's funny as hell till he tries to get on my lap...

[BlackMagicRose]

LOL....there is a picture of Ellie in my lap somewhere...all you can see is my legs. My sister and her husband got a third dog which is now a year old and not done growing but it is a purebred St Bernard that weighs about 110 pounds and is still growing. My 7 year old niece walks her which is funny as hell. I say put a saddle on her. Rottweilers think they are big kids for the most part too. I had a Lab/ Pittbull mix that was a big baby. She got in my lap once and wound up giving me a black eye with her blockhead. But that Ad takes the cake....15,000 men thinking they are gonna get laid and winding up getting ahold of an 8 week old pup. And there is nothing cuter than a Lab pup. LOL